backtagging: i will always, my speed varies. if i drop a thread it's probably because i lost my keyboard in a pile of empty ben & jerry's pints, always feel free to bother me at a new thread/message me/whatever
fourthwalling: i usually don't go for this but this entire show is ridiculous. if you want it, do it.

hugging/kissing/flirting: i mean go ahead! he's a fool who still wants his wife to love him, but he's goofed a few too many times for that to be a realistic dream. he appears to be canonically hetero, but you know what they say about being straight: so's spaghetti until it murders hundreds of people.
fighting/injuring/killing: you are welcome to! he's fairly competent and strong, but he also tends to cheat outrageously for his murder habit. tying people down and then spending hours playing sonatas on their intestines doesn't mean he's gonna beat anyone's butt if they come at him like a cage fighter. on that note, though, he's already dead, so if you kill him he'll just come back. or phase out of your grip, most likely. like i said: cheater.
using telepathy/mind reading abilities: absolutely! i won't pay for the therapy afterwards though.

warnings: march comes from a canon full of murder, rape, and generally being a nasty person in all directions. murder especially is going to come up either in his dialogue or his narration. if you don't want any of that, it's cool! i'm probably not going to tag out too much with this guy anyway, unless they're from similarly dark canons. so while you're probably safe, please always feel free to let me know if you'd rather not be march's new halloween drinking buddy.